Thursday, May 22, 2008

Red's close to settlement

According to Ryan's attorney, this deal will allow Red's Trading Post to continue operations.

An Idaho gun shop that went to federal court to keep the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives from stripping it of its gun license has reached a tentative settlement with the government.

Attorneys on both sides told U.S. District Court Judge Mikel H. Williams on Wednesday that they had likely agreed on how to end the case.



After years of being targeted by the abusive "authorities," I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Ryan and his family. I have to hand it to Ryan. He didn't roll over, and he didn't give up. To me, Ryan is a hero.

Want a way to increase your business...

...and send panty-wetting gun grabbers into apoplectic fits of fear and fury all at the same time?

Do what this Missouri dealer did!

A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more than its normal volume. And owner Mark Muller credits his decision to start offering buyers their choice of a $250 gas card or a $250 credit at a gun shop.


Now... for me, $250 in gas will last exactly two and a half weeks. With gas prices the way they are, it's just not even worth it. But a nice handgun... that one will be useful for a long time. Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.

"It's a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket," he said.


Mark Muller says his business has taken off since he began this promotion. He says Obambi inspired him to initiate the giveaway with his "bitter folk who cling to their guns and Bibles" remark. Muller was offended by the remark, and I can't say I blame him. "We're just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want. This is the way it ought to be."

Free country... until any one of these yahoos gets into the White House.

But it's a nice thought.

DARE, the update

I've never been the type of parent to sit on the sidelines if I see something wrong being done around or to my children. Those who know me best know the LAST thing you ever want to do is harm my kids, because the wrath of Gorgon will be upon your head, and the boot of Nicki will be up your fourth point of contact.

I was all ready to call the Sheriff's office here in Frederick County and give them fair warning about the twisted jerk who decided it was somehow acceptable to scare my child into "faith."

Luckily, my kid's school is very responsive. I got a call from the principal yesterday, who agreed with me that this definitely wasn't appropriate. The Assistant Superintendent of Schools got involved, and the nice deputy will get a boot up the ass. I don't care whose boot. My son will NOT be frightened into religion.

I seriously considered taking him out of the program altogether. I didn't want him exposed to this creep. Anyone who thinks it's acceptable to scare my child into a religion from a position of authority is going to find out this is one parent that will not stand idly by.

It's interesting to note that according to the principal, not one other parent brought this to their attention. It's also interesting to note that these materials were not vetted through the school. The deputy apparently thought himself so special and privileged that he would just hand out whatever he wanted with impunity.

Not so much. He's messing with the wrong Redhead!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Mea Culpa

Yesterday I blogged at length about my son's experience with DARE, and how what I thought was a harmless optical illusion was, in my opinion, an attempt to trick kids into "believing." Both Brad and I initially thought the little booklet of optical illusions was a bit condescending and twisted, misleading youngsters into believing in Christ, if they didn't already.

I was WRONG! DEAD WRONG! I should have read closer! But the booklet was so innocuous on the surface, I thought the text on the back carrying scripture was harmless as well. I should have looked closer. I should have read it all. I'm glad Brad did.

Yesterday, I showed you the scan of the front of the card. As Brad says, "...the card doesn't say anything about Jesus or religion, so how can you automatically assume that it is supposed to be Jesus? It could just be some homeless guy who hasn't shaved in weeks!"

But once you look at the back, it's not so innocuous anymore. It's not innocent. It's sick, extremist, visceral and disgusting. It's not something I would expose little children to, but apparently this particular sheriff's deputy thinks it's perfectly acceptable to scare small children into his faith.

Click on this image and read what it says.

For the record, it's not acceptable to teach my little boy that he's going to die and burn in hell if he doesn't believe in Jesus. For the record, it's not acceptable to tell ANY Jewish, agnostic, Buddhist or even atheist child that they're going to burn in hell. It is not acceptable to tell little kids that they're the enemies of God. It's not acceptable to tell them if they hate someone, they're a murderer, and they're going to burn in hell if they don't immediately accept Christ. And for the record, it's not acceptable to spew vile hatred at little children that comes from a website that promotes living for death.

What do I mean by "living for death?"

Living Waters is an organization that boasts death games such as Death Beth, which allows teenagers the opportunity to play the twisted version of "spin the bottle" to see who will die next.

It's a website that worships death. It welcomes it. This gruesome group counts off "the number of people who have died since you opened this webpage."

"150,000 People Will Die Today

The counter to the side is ticking off the number of people who have died since you opened this webpage. The vast majority of those people are entering Hell. Christ commanded his followers to share the Gospel with those who are perishing... who have you shared with today?


But see... these freaks are OK. They're ready to die, because they've embraced God and Jesus. They are a cult of death, not unlike their homicidal, suicide bomber brethren who are ready to meet their maker and their 72 virgins.

I don't mind discussion about religion. I don't mind kids exploring faith. I DO damn well mind someone who is in a position of authority and influence over my impressionable ten-year-old giving him reading material produced by a death cult that informs him he's going to burn for eternity unless he worships like they do!

God and Goddess help you if you screw with my kids that way! I don't care if you ARE a deputy with the Sheriff's office!

I'm not one of those psychos who believes uttering the word "Jesus" in school is an automatic violation of the First Amendment. That's extremist and ridiculous. But I'll be DAMNED if I allow you to frighten my child into believing your twisted dogma in a public school environment!

I've already contacted the school and the school board. We'll see where this goes.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Jesus illusion

If you have been reading this blog or Brad's blog for any length of time, you understand how both of us feel about religious charlatanry and attempts to convert to any religion through lies, misinformation and trickery. Brad's latest foray into what he appropriately calls "woo woo" is a condemnation of Fox News for running what amounts to an infomercial for a guy who makes the dubious claim that he can cure cancer with moonbeams. I see this as not just a harmless feature, but a dangerous practice that could induce some who aren't strong mentally or who are merely desperate for some kind of help to eschew proven medical treatments for some charlatan who claims to catch moonbeams with large mirrors and then cure cancer with them.

Even more dangerous are the frothing fundamentalist Muslim fruitcake death-cultists who use a combination of what I would call nationalist brainwashing, cute children's programming and the ideals of religious and patriotic honor to induce a complete disregard for life in exchange for hatred and the murder of others to attain "paradise" in heaven. They will use everything possible to convince children as young as 12 that hacking off the head of a live victim is somehow honorable. They will use cartoon characters familiar to little ones to promote hatred of others. They will use respectably-dressed, Western-looking business types to promote murder. They will use lies and misrepresentation to promote religious zealotry.

Does this happen with just extremist Muslims?

I've seen the documentary "Jesus Camp." I found it to be creepy. Not because it espouses conservative Christian values. That doesn't bother me. Despite being Pagan-leaning, I share a lot of those values with these people. But the concept of turning children into warriors for Jesus bothers me. The concept of an "army of God" brings up not love, joy and forgiveness often espoused by my Christian friends, but blood and war against those who don't believe. Radical. Brainwashed. Visceral. A bit crazy, if you ask me.

Do I believe all Evangelical Christians are this extreme? Of course not! But do some Christians use brainwashing techniques, lies and fear mongering to promote their faith and grab converts? Yeah. They do.

The Redhead is in fifth grade this year. He's part of a program called DARE - Drug Abuse Resistance Education. My son is pretty smart. He knows and understands how dangerous and horrible drug abuse can be. I've sat down and spoken with him honestly about it. He knows why we adopted his sisters - because their parents chose opium over their children. But DARE reinforces this message at school, and the Redhead enjoys the program. I don't know enough about the program to gauge its effectiveness. I just know the Redhead enjoys it. The Sheriff's deputy who teaches them is pretty charismatic. The Redhead can't stop raving about him. The Redhead brought home some fun optical illusions that his DARE officer gave the class. He loves optical illusions. He loves figuring out how they work. They're fun, and he was excited to show them to me.

But there's something that bothers me. With the charisma and the important message and the terrific rapport that this law enforcement officer has with these kids, why does he feel the need to proselytize and play tricks on kids to get them to quite literally "see" Jesus?

This optical illusion is an afterimage. It is an image that continues to appear in one's vision after the exposure to the original image has ceased. What you see here is a negative afterimage.

Negative afterimages are caused when the eye's photoreceptors, primarily those known as cone cells, adapt from the over stimulation and lose sensitivity.[1] Normally the eye deals with this problem by rapidly moving the eye small amounts (see: microsaccade), the motion later being "filtered out" so it is not noticeable. However if the color image is large enough that the small movements are not enough to change the color under one area of the retina, those cones will eventually tire or adapt and stop responding. The rod cells can also be affected by this.

When the eyes are then diverted to a blank space, the adapted photoreceptors send out little signal and those colors remain muted. However, the surrounding cones that were not being excited by that color are still "fresh", and send out a strong signal. The signal is exactly the same as if looking at the opposite color, which is how the brain interprets it.


If you stare at the image long enough, and then proceed to look at a light surface, you will see the image of what the Western culture believes to be Jesus Christ. As adults, we understand the phenomenon of negative afterimages. We understand why they happen and we understand that our vision of Jesus in this case is an optical illusion.

But how many innocent, uninformed kids would look at this illusion and be duped into believing that they "saw" Jesus? How many of them would be tricked into a belief they may or may not otherwise have had? How many of them would walk away thinking they had somehow had a religious experience? The Redhead is pretty smart, and he has a mom who explains things to him. Frankly, I'm not worried about him being suddenly converted to Evangelical Christianity. He has recently shown an interest in exploring different religions, and I'm getting him all the information I can. He's certainly not dumb enough to be taken in by an optical illusion.

And for those of you who are about to knee-jerk into "how can you compare this innocent thing to fundamentalist Islamist indoctrination" mode... don't. I'm not comparing the faiths or the outcomes. I'm comparing the idea that somehow people have to be tricked and fooled into believing. Much like fundamentalist Muslims have started using seemingly innocuous cartoon characters to indoctrinate children into their culture of hate, some Evangelicals are using optical illusions to trick kids into "seeing Jesus."

Do I think it ultimately brings harm? I think it depends on whom you ask. Some kids, like my Redhead, realize that it's nothing but an optical illusion and accept it as such. But to me, religious faith is a personal matter. It's a very important thing to a lot of people. It's something they hold very close and make a very critical part of their lives. I am not comfortable with the idea of something that important being imposed on an impressionable kid with an illusion.

In a public school.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Screw you, Newt!

In a feature about the potential presidential candidacy of former Congressman Bob Barr, the AJC quotes Newt Gingrich as saying "No reasonable conservative is going to vote for anybody except McCain if the alternative is Clinton or Obama."

Regardless of whether or not Bob Barr is a viable alternative, I will NEVER vote for a power-hungry, illegal alien rectum-slurping, gun grabbing RINO like McCain. So Newt, call me unreasonable, but voting for a gun grabber who isn't even willing to give our troops actionable intel if it involves dripping a little water up a terrorist's nose and who slurps illegal alien ass every chance he gets is not what I consider conservative.

So screw you!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Dial 9-1-1 and...

...go f*ck yourself?

What?

Imagine you have an emergency. There's an intruder in your home. He's threatening to rape your 10-year old daughter at gunpoint, and you live in... say... a festering, crime-ridden sh*thole like DC or Chicago, where guns are banned, and you're forced to rely on the police to help you out.

You somehow grab a phone while the violent thug is threatening your child. Like a good little sheep, you dial 9-1-1, hoping like hell your child will still be alive by the time cops get there. You curse the fact that you don't have a gun in hand, or you'd kill the bastard! You hope like hell that the police get here before things get really bad.

Meanwhile, the dispatcher with whom you just hung up and who is literally your lifeline to help is recorded as saying, "I really don't give a s--- what happens to you."

Still support gun control?

Your tax dollars at work

Why can't Arlen Specter just croak of cancer already? His Hodgkins Lymphoma has just returned. Why, oh why, can't this used bag of vinegar and water just die already so he stops wasting my tax dollars on 1) his worthless hide and b) the FARKIN' NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

Sen. Arlen Specter on Wednesday called for an independent investigation of the New England Patriots' taping of opposing coaches' signals, possibly similar to the high-profile Mitchell Report on performance enhancing drugs in baseball.

"What is necessary is an objective investigation," Specter said at a news conference in the Capitol. "And this one has not been objective."

The Pennsylvania Republican was unforgiving of his criticism of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, saying that Goodell has made "ridiculous" assertions that wouldn't fly "in kindergarten." The Senator said Goodell was caught in an "apparent conflict of interest" because the NFL doesn't want the public to lose confidence in the league's integrity.


Can someone please explain to me how a FOOTBALL issue is in any way, shape or form the business of the Senate? Why should my tax dollars be wasted on investigating the friggin' New England Patriots? Do I care? No!

It's bad enough that festering yambag wants to legalize illegal aliens. It's bad enough he supports affirmative action (read: reverse racism). And frankly any legisleech who is picked by Time magazine as one of "America's 10 Best Senators" is, in my opinion, a serious waste of oxygen - as my favorite Sgt. Major would say, "oxygen thief in a suit." But now he wants to waste time and tax dollars on investigating FOOTBALL?

Talk about overstepping the bounds of your authority! Please, oh please, someone show me where, in the entire Constitution can you find anything that authorizes the freakin' Senate to investigate FOOTBALL!

Talk about your impotent RINO freaks! He gets the "Douchebag of the Century" Award!

Defenseless in Angola

These people are VOLUNTARILY giving up their tools of self defense.

Some 1,654 fire-arms of various types were handed over voluntarily, by citizens owning them illegally, to the National Police in the northern Uige Province, from April up to the present date, said Thursday the province's deputy governor for organisation and technical services, Miguel Cutoca.


How long before women in Angola need another means of self defense?

"Angolans are working for a common good, which is peace."

Yes, and we'll all live in a fuzzy, socialist world of rainbows and unicorns... just as soon as those pesky criminals and tyrants put down their weapons.

I won't hold my breath.

Perdue signs law allowing guns in restaurants

Just a note. Georgians can now carry their concealed guns on public transportation, in restaurants that serve alcohol and in state parks. Yay, Georgians.