Who's the racist?

So I was sitting around after work tonight, trying to figure out what I was going to write about. There are times when nothing appeals to me. I'm not as creatively fabulous as my friend Rachel, who can write about the lint between her toes and make it sound interesting in the absence of anything to write about! And yes, I would read about the lint over and over and over again, just because she's got the flair!

So I was talking to Brad on the phone. He's tired. He just got home from work. He's cranky (and yes, that's a normal state of mind for him.) But he asked me if I'd seen the terminally cluef*cked moonbat who appeared on MSNBC recently, claiming that McCain's attack ad on Obama is somehow racist... RACIST!!! Showing a black politician sandwiched between two vapid bimbos who happen to be white is racist??? Most frat boys would call it "fortuitous."

And showing a monument in an ad that happens to hold a certain shape... ahem... is well... yeah. The ignorant douchenozzle in question actually claimed that the phallic symbols depicted in the ad, combined with the juxtaposition of a black politician with two white vacuous bimbos is... um... racist.

Some people just want to see race everywhere.



OK, first of all, it's an attack on Obama's intelligence. Obama isn't the brightest candle on the menorah, but he's far above the barely cerebrally functioning Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!

Of course, I can tell that the retardoid hurling the racism accusation also can't tell the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Washington Monument and the Victory Column.

And the always entertaining, always observant Jon Stewart calls him on it.



Just for the record...

Washington Monument






























Leaning Tower of Pisa



Victory Column



Alles Klar?

Apparently, to some nimrods, portraying any African American in any negative light is... well... racist.